Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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