I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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