I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just had sex on a roof
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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