you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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