She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
only you would photoshop your dick
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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