Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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