You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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