it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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