Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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