I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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