So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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