i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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