Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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