Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just blew my weed a kiss
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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