Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
