Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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