"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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