Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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