He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
