using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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