If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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