imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
