Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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