ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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