At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.