She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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