I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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