she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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