Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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