New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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