just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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