Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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