very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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