Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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