The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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