Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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