Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Can you bring me the toilet please
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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