I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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