Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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