You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I need to align my fucking chakras
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