final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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