it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
two words: eviction party
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He? As in you personified your dick?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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