Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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