What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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