I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i would one night stand the shit outta him
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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