This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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