I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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