I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We have so much sex to catch up on
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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