Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
