check it out our google latitudes are spooning
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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