Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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