Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My ATM looks so different sober.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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