never play flip cup with pint glasses
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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