I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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